*Author's Note- Yesterday, I was surfing the web, and I came across a website that was just a bunch of top five lists- top ten movies to see this summer, top ten reasons to buy an iPhone, top ten healthy but yummy foods, and so on. So I decided I wanted to make a few of my own top ten lists...except I wanted them to be devil's advocate top ten lists. A devil's advocate is a person arguing about something they don't necessarily agree to, just for the sake of the argument. So, here's my first list.
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Skip Bathing This Week:
1. Showering and bathing take up time.
I know for a fact that most people like to take drawn-out, time-consuming, relaxing showers. Ten, fifteen, even twenty or thirty minute showers! Then another five minutes or so to get dried off and dressed. Depending on the amount of hair the person has, it takes a person anywhere between 1-20 minutes to dry their hair. So, in total, it could take 16-55 minutes to take their shower or bath! That's 16-55 minutes you could've spent sleeping, or practicing your free throw, playing instruments, or memorizing lines for the school play. It's precious time that you could've used up doing that homework assignment due four days ago, watching last night's episode of Glee, or playing Mario Kart on your Wii. You could've even been helping your community by donating food to the local food pantry or volunteering at the animal shelter or soup kitchen. Heck, even if doing something nice like that doesn't give you the satisfying feeling of knowing you've helped someone, it'll look good on your college résumé. So in the long run, not showering can help get you into a better college.
2. Water is a precious natural resource we must preserve.
Already, our planet is running out of water. 1 of every 6 people in the world (about one billion people) don't have clean, drinkable water, or even remotely clean water to bathe in. If we keep it up this way, with everybody showering and bathing every day for half an hour, the numbers of people with clean water will keep dwindling, until only the richest in the world have drinkable water. Are we really going to be this selfish, and take away the lives of the poor thirsty children in Africa when they run out of water, all to accommodate our own petty relaxation and cleanliness needs?
3. Being clean is an act of conformity.
Many people only shower because it is required of them to be clean to be accepted by a clique, or a girlfriend/boyfriend, or even family. Because they think that nobody would want to be friends with them if their dirty and stinky all the time. But shouldn't true friends and family not judge you by how you smell or look, but by your personality? Shouldn't they care about you even if your hair is greasy or your feet stink, or you smell like a garbage can just threw up on you? Real friends should stick with you no matter how bad you reek.
4. Showers can be very dangerous places.
Most people don't realize this, but if you think about it, showers and bathtubs are two places where there are many different ways to become injured or, in worse case scenarios, die. Think about it. When you're bathing or showering after a long, stressful or physically demanding day, hot water and steam can be very therapeutic and relaxing, and could potentially make a person extremely drowsy. If one were to fall asleep in the shower, they would slip and fall, possibly knocking their head and passing out. If one were to fall asleep in the bathtub, they could easily drown. It's happened many times before, especially if the tub is full and children in it are unsupervised. Also, you could get cut by a razor if someone left it on the floor of the shower or accidentally dropped it into a full bathtub. If you pour in too much bubble bath, the bubbles could multiply until they filled the bathroom, and you can't find the way out. While shampooing or conditioning, you could get soap in your eye and be unable to see where you are going, and run into something and fall, or at least stub your toe. There are endless possibilities to get injured or killed while bathing or showering.
5. The Psycho Shower Scene...
I'm sure you've heard of the movie Psycho, filmed in the 1960's. One of the main scenes in the movie is where one of the characters, whose name is Marion, is violently stabbed to death in the shower. After seeing this movie, many people avoided showering and bathing for weeks, months even, because the scene terrified them. The actress that played the victim now only showers when absolutely necessary, and locks all the doors and windows in her house every time she does. Although the movie is fiction, if you think about it, a shower is possibly one of the best places to murder someone (though I would highly advise against murder). The person is completely vulnerable. First off, they're naked. They have no armor or clothing even to protect themselves. Second, they can barely see the rest of the bathroom, if at all! There's steam everywhere, and most people have an opaque shower curtain, so you couldn't see someone sneaking up even if you were looking. Third, unless you're a really, really paranoid person that keeps weapons in the shower, the only item you have for self defense is a bar of soap. Pretty reassuring, right? Also, the floor would be slippery and wet, making it hard to stand your ground or escape. So, although it is highly unlikely you will ever be attacked in the shower, that's one of the places you'll be the most vulnerable.
6. Energy cannot be taken for granted.
Energy needs to be conserved, not wasted. Every time we take a hot, steamy shower, we're using up priceless energy to keep our water warm, and burning fossil fuels that emit deadly toxins into the air. We're trashing our earth and polluting our atmosphere. Fossil fuels are non-renewable sources, because they take millions of years to form, and they're being used up much faster than they're being made. If people use them up on material things like showers, there won't be much left. And even if you don't care about your environment, another reason for conserving energy is its cost. Energy bills are getting higher and higher these days, so when you take showers, you're not just wasting energy, but money as well.
7. Frequent showers and baths can strip your skin of its natural oils and dry it out.
Every time you take a shower, you're rinsing away your skin's natural oils that keep your skin nice and moisturized. And not just your skin, your hair as well. Your only supposed to wash your hair every other day or it can get very dull and dry. If you shower all the time, every day, your skin is going to start looking like my dad's old wallet, all wrinkly and scaly. You'll get itchy and your skin may even form red bumps. Skin doctors even say you shouldn't shower as often. This is even more common in the winter, when the cold, dry weather wicks away any moisture your body has. Keep your skin healthy and avoid the showers!
8. Chlorine in your shower is very dangerous.
Chlorine is a chemical used to purify drinking water to make sure it's clean. It's also used for bathing water. But a recent study has shown how dangerous that is. When you shower or bathe, chemicals in the water vaporize, releasing poisonous gas. Until you can get a shower filter, you better avoid showering.
"Chlorine is used almost universally in the treatment of public drinking water because of its toxic effects on harmful bacteria and other waterborne, disease-caring organisms. But there is a growing body of scientific evidence that shows that chlorine in drinking water may actually pose greater long term dangers than those for which it was used to eliminate.
These effects of chlorine may result in either ingestion or absorption through the skin. Scientific studies have linked chlorine and chlorination by-products to cancer of the bladder, liver, stomach, rectum, and colon, as well as heart disease, The presence of chlorine in water may also contribute to the formation of chloramines in the water, which can cause taste and odor problems. “Since chlorine is required by public health regulations to be present in all public drinking water supplies, it is up to the individual to remove it at the point-of-use in the home.”
-Dr. J. M. Prince, M.D.
9. Sweat can be a natural bug repellent.
Sweat and dirt can actually be natural bug repellents if the odor becomes strong enough. In fact, the longer you go without a shower, the more effective the stench is. Bug spray is expensive as well, and taking a jog or doing a few sit-ups then avoiding the shower is free! So by not showering, your improving your physical fitness by doing whatever you want to break a sweat, saving money on insect repellent, and getting mosquito-bite free skin! What a deal!
10. Wet hair can cause sickness and deprive self esteem.
When you shower, you're hair gets wet, obviously. And if you shower before school or work, sometimes you just don't have time to dry it all out! Then you go to school with wet hair, and it gets all frizzy. Then you might get teased and bullied, which just ruins your self esteem. And if it's cold outside, (and in Wisconsin, we only have about six weeks when it isn't) you could get very sick if you leave the house with wet hair. You could get a cold, or a virus and then miss out on homework, and have to race to catch up. If you just don't shower, you'll avoid all that, and get to sleep in later.